AMVA Encouraging Human Veterinary Care during Zombie Apocalypse

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By Celeste Bishop

Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse the powers-that-be have erased the distinction and boundaries between human and animals established at creation.  By erasing these boundaries global policy makers have determined that you are an animal “legally”. There is a massive campaign on right now to indoctrinate you into their ideology.  The rhetoric is escalating for the integration of human and animal medicine.  For instance, the professional American Veterinary Medical Association published a recent press-release rationalizing the benefits of being treated by a veterinarian during the Zombie Apocalypse.  While it is true that humans and animals have a similar biological make-up there are differences which are unique to humans.  These differences must be addressed both spiritually and physiologically by a physician who treats humans.  Pay close attention the the skillfully crafted words of this press-release :

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 5 reasons you want a veterinarian on your team in a zombie apocalypse

Michael San Filippo, Media Relations Assistant
In several episodes of AMC’s zombie series The Walking Dead, a new character introduced to the show, Dr. Hershel Greene, helps treat and save the life of a critically injured child. Dr. Greene, however, is not a physician, but a veterinarian.
Now, under normal circumstances, of course, we would never recommend that a veterinarian treat a human, but in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, well … physicians might be hard to come by, governing boards and malpractice laws are out the window, and if one of your party is bleeding to death, a veterinarian just might give that person the best chance of survival.
Which got us thinking … how else might a veterinarian prove useful in a zombie apocalypse? Here are our top 5 reasons you’d want a veterinarian as part of your zombie apocalypse team:
  1. They have a better chance at surviving: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, survivors are at a premium, and losing members of your group will make you much more vulnerable. The biggest risk is getting bitten by a zombie. Well, who’s better at avoiding bites than a veterinarian?
  2. They can provide medical care: Again, pre-apocalypse, see your physician. Post-apocalypse, if a physician isn’t available, you couldn’t do much better than having a veterinarian treat your (non-zombie-bite) wounds and illnesses. Veterinarians spend at least four years post-grad training to care for ALL species, so while the general anatomy might be slightly different, they’re probably not going to be overwhelmed by the prospect of working on human patients.
  3. They can take care of the animals: With electrical grids down and gasoline no longer in production, you’re going to be relying on animals much more: Dogs for protection, horses for transportation, livestock for food and labor. A veterinarian will make sure these highly valuable animals are well treated, healthy and performing at a high level.
  4. They can make sure your food is safe: Without grocery stores, restaurants or refrigerators—not to mention state and federal oversight—obtaining, storing and preparing food will provide a whole new set of challenges for most people. Veterinarians have experience in ensuring food safety and testing; many work nationally to ensure food safety at processing plants and distribution centers, or across the globe working to make sure food for our troops is safe to eat. Unsure if the remaining meat from a deer carcass ravaged by zombies is safe to eat? Consult the veterinarian!
  5. They can find a cure: Veterinarians are experts at studying the causes and distribution of diseases, or epidemiology. They’ve been invaluable in determining the source and distribution of several diseases that pose risk to humans, such as rabies, SARS, and West Nile virus. Veterinarians might be able to determine what causes people to turn into zombies and develop a cure. Why aren’t animals infected? Perhaps there’s an epidemiological clue there!
Veterinarians bring an enormous amount of talents to the table: They’re trained to treat all animals, from mice to elephants, from aardvarks to zebras and everything in between. They have expertise in animal welfare, food safety, environmental protection and public health. They work all over the world, in all types of fields, helping to ensure the health of animals and people. And, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, they might just be the most valuable survivors of all.
Talk to your veterinarian today about his or her zombie apocalypse plans!
This is an Agenda 21 propaganda piece if ever there was one.  Don’t fall for it.  When the resurrected demonic hordes attack know that you are uniquely and distinctly made by God.  You are not an animal.  You are made in the image of the living God.  Doctors may become extinct but God has blessed you with a brain and has provided all of his creation at your disposal for your healing if you look to Him.
10 Minute Citizen:  What can you do during a zombie apocalypse?
1.  Proverbs 26:17 talks about grabbing a dog by the ears.  What happens?  The dog will growl and probably bite.  The lesson for AMAV’s # 1 suggestion is do not grab the ears of a “zombie” (the living dead) for they can and will bite.  
2.  If you are injured during a pre-zombie or post-zombie attack seeking healing from the Healer of All Flesh is critical   Remember, you were made uniquely in your mothers womb and He knows just the right healing applications.  There are vast differences between a human and an animal.
3.  It is telling that AVMA’s # 3 is referring to the post-industrial era.  A time when you will travel back in time.  Modern conveniences will not be available for all practical purposes you will be living Third World style or maybe lower.  Uptake your skill set now for a day when America and the world plunges into the last dark age.
4.  How will you obtain food in the future?.  This section provides a dim glimpse at what is coming.  Veterinarians will be intermediary vessels between traditional ways or life and new demonic tyranny.  What will the dynamic of state and federal oversight be? 
  •                    Leads to captivity
  •                    Exercises all power and demands to be worshiped
  •                    Does great wonders
  •                    Deceives by miracles
  •                    Establishes a dangerous precedent of giving “life” to images
  •                    Causes all peoples to receive a mark or beast name                       
  •                    No person can buy or sell without the this mark
5.  Eternal life is given by God alone.  Veterinarians are playing God right this minute.  There is a mixing and corruption of DNA and RNA at all biological warfare facilities, food safety, agencies, and defense facilities, and other experimentation public and private.  While modern science might claim the ability to turn people into zombies the real reason is spiritual death when a person is biologically alive but spirituality dead.  Veterinarians and their evil task-master’s cannot turn a person spiritually alive with passion for God into a zombie.  They may facilitate the ending of physical life, but if you believe, and if you repent of your sins, you will be saved and live eternally.  That is something no vet can do.

7 thoughts on “AMVA Encouraging Human Veterinary Care during Zombie Apocalypse”

  2. perhaps th ezombies are the spiritually dead who in a collapse will turn cannibalistic and prey on the weaker members of society. they dont have to be physically dead but just spiritually. a real zombie shuffles around and is brain dead moron easily taken out.. a living zombie is far far more dangerous and as smart as us.These people who may be infected with rabies like disease rage virus or brain eating mad cow type diseases will be running around in panic and fear and like a wild animal devour the weakest prey. Training for a zombie apocalypse is training to take on the hungry mass of humanity who are spiritually dead. who will be the first to beg for your help then the first to stab you if you say no or i dont have anything for you. these devils are the ones who mock prepers who love obama and who get drunk at the weekends, have unprotected sex claim they are victims when they are not-moan about their lot in life instead of trying harder etc.they will always be in denial even when starving. God in his justice will keep them blind to their own condition as they ebraced evil in good times they will embrace it even more in the bad.

  3. Interesting and a bit funny but in reality – I would want a vet on my medical team in a long term disaster Post-apocalypse situation. They are experts in physical diagnosis as an animal cannot talk and tell you what is wrong. The can suture a wound as well as any MD or PA, and after all the physiology of a person is very similar to an animal with essential organ systems and bones and all. They are well trained medical professionals and as was pointed out in a long term disaster situation without our present infrastructure we will depend more on animals for protection and work. Would you want your family OBGYN giving care to your cow or horse or pig or chickens?? While not mentioned lets not in such emergency situation forget all those with military medical corps training. I would take a special forces medic ANY DAY to treat a trauma situation over the GP. Post-apocalypse – we will see a lot of changes and find that IF we use those resources about us will will survive!

  4. The UN have over 400 zombies isolated on a island in the Indian ocean. If they are cloning the virus then bad news is coming. Seems this virus may be tested here with recent humans trying to eat each other. Zombies virus is a 4 stage event with the last stage with body motor control lost and a extreme hunger. I thought zombie was Hollywood make up story!!.

  5. I could not believe the great image of our current politicians,it looked just like nancy polisity,or harry reed,or one of 500 of washingtons best,I do think there’s a chance if we could get them to a “good vet” we might be able to get america back under control,BUT how do you catch a zombie demoncrate to have the help they obivioly need,BUTTERFLY nets might work,or just yard farm the whole DC area might be a solution,ARE you guys sure a good vet would work on the zombie politicians in dc,what if it made him sick just looking at them,I mean when I look at the mess we have for a president it makes me want to vomit…………………

  6. I don’t want to ruin anyones day ,but these zombies that got voted into office in nov. don’t look like they can be helped,they have sex with each other,they eat dead animals at parties they caught on the streets,after they’ve had sex with it,how do you fix this sort of thing,do you really think a veterinarian would help them,maybe it would be better to put these DC zombies to sleep and try again later when we know what posses someone who is sent to DC so sick that they turn into a zombie,I mean these DC zombies are the scariest looking bunch ever…..nancy,janet,harry,john mc,barry,bonehead,its bad…………………………