AMVA Encouraging Human Veterinary Care during Zombie Apocalypse

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By Celeste Bishop

Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse the powers-that-be have erased the distinction and boundaries between human and animals established at creation.  By erasing these boundaries global policy makers have determined that you are an animal “legally”. There is a massive campaign on right now to indoctrinate you into their ideology.  The rhetoric is escalating for the integration of human and animal medicine.  For instance, the professional American Veterinary Medical Association published a recent press-release rationalizing the benefits of being treated by a veterinarian during the Zombie Apocalypse.  While it is true that humans and animals have a similar biological make-up there are differences which are unique to humans.  These differences must be addressed both spiritually and physiologically by a physician who treats humans.  Pay close attention the the skillfully crafted words of this press-release :

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 5 reasons you want a veterinarian on your team in a zombie apocalypse

Michael San Filippo, Media Relations Assistant
In several episodes of AMC’s zombie series The Walking Dead, a new character introduced to the show, Dr. Hershel Greene, helps treat and save the life of a critically injured child. Dr. Greene, however, is not a physician, but a veterinarian.
Now, under normal circumstances, of course, we would never recommend that a veterinarian treat a human, but in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, well … physicians might be hard to come by, governing boards and malpractice laws are out the window, and if one of your party is bleeding to death, a veterinarian just might give that person the best chance of survival.
Which got us thinking … how else might a veterinarian prove useful in a zombie apocalypse? Here are our top 5 reasons you’d want a veterinarian as part of your zombie apocalypse team:
  1. They have a better chance at surviving: In the event of a zombie apocalypse, survivors are at a premium, and losing members of your group will make you much more vulnerable. The biggest risk is getting bitten by a zombie. Well, who’s better at avoiding bites than a veterinarian?
  2. They can provide medical care: Again, pre-apocalypse, see your physician. Post-apocalypse, if a physician isn’t available, you couldn’t do much better than having a veterinarian treat your (non-zombie-bite) wounds and illnesses. Veterinarians spend at least four years post-grad training to care for ALL species, so while the general anatomy might be slightly different, they’re probably not going to be overwhelmed by the prospect of working on human patients.
  3. They can take care of the animals: With electrical grids down and gasoline no longer in production, you’re going to be relying on animals much more: Dogs for protection, horses for transportation, livestock for food and labor. A veterinarian will make sure these highly valuable animals are well treated, healthy and performing at a high level.
  4. They can make sure your food is safe: Without grocery stores, restaurants or refrigerators—not to mention state and federal oversight—obtaining, storing and preparing food will provide a whole new set of challenges for most people. Veterinarians have experience in ensuring food safety and testing; many work nationally to ensure food safety at processing plants and distribution centers, or across the globe working to make sure food for our troops is safe to eat. Unsure if the remaining meat from a deer carcass ravaged by zombies is safe to eat? Consult the veterinarian!
  5. They can find a cure: Veterinarians are experts at studying the causes and distribution of diseases, or epidemiology. They’ve been invaluable in determining the source and distribution of several diseases that pose risk to humans, such as rabies, SARS, and West Nile virus. Veterinarians might be able to determine what causes people to turn into zombies and develop a cure. Why aren’t animals infected? Perhaps there’s an epidemiological clue there!
Veterinarians bring an enormous amount of talents to the table: They’re trained to treat all animals, from mice to elephants, from aardvarks to zebras and everything in between. They have expertise in animal welfare, food safety, environmental protection and public health. They work all over the world, in all types of fields, helping to ensure the health of animals and people. And, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, they might just be the most valuable survivors of all.
Talk to your veterinarian today about his or her zombie apocalypse plans!
This is an Agenda 21 propaganda piece if ever there was one.  Don’t fall for it.  When the resurrected demonic hordes attack know that you are uniquely and distinctly made by God.  You are not an animal.  You are made in the image of the living God.  Doctors may become extinct but God has blessed you with a brain and has provided all of his creation at your disposal for your healing if you look to Him.
10 Minute Citizen:  What can you do during a zombie apocalypse?
1.  Proverbs 26:17 talks about grabbing a dog by the ears.  What happens?  The dog will growl and probably bite.  The lesson for AMAV’s # 1 suggestion is do not grab the ears of a “zombie” (the living dead) for they can and will bite.  
2.  If you are injured during a pre-zombie or post-zombie attack seeking healing from the Healer of All Flesh is critical   Remember, you were made uniquely in your mothers womb and He knows just the right healing applications.  There are vast differences between a human and an animal.
3.  It is telling that AVMA’s # 3 is referring to the post-industrial era.  A time when you will travel back in time.  Modern conveniences will not be available for all practical purposes you will be living Third World style or maybe lower.  Uptake your skill set now for a day when America and the world plunges into the last dark age.
4.  How will you obtain food in the future?.  This section provides a dim glimpse at what is coming.  Veterinarians will be intermediary vessels between traditional ways or life and new demonic tyranny.  What will the dynamic of state and federal oversight be? 
  •                    Leads to captivity
  •                    Exercises all power and demands to be worshiped
  •                    Does great wonders
  •                    Deceives by miracles
  •                    Establishes a dangerous precedent of giving “life” to images
  •                    Causes all peoples to receive a mark or beast name                       
  •                    No person can buy or sell without the this mark
5.  Eternal life is given by God alone.  Veterinarians are playing God right this minute.  There is a mixing and corruption of DNA and RNA at all biological warfare facilities, food safety, agencies, and defense facilities, and other experimentation public and private.  While modern science might claim the ability to turn people into zombies the real reason is spiritual death when a person is biologically alive but spirituality dead.  Veterinarians and their evil task-master’s cannot turn a person spiritually alive with passion for God into a zombie.  They may facilitate the ending of physical life, but if you believe, and if you repent of your sins, you will be saved and live eternally.  That is something no vet can do.